I SAY TOMATO. YOU SAY, WHAT?

While we were in Ocracoke, Chip was struggling with the can opener I had stolen from a neighboring condo. (Hey, I returned it.)

Me: We should look into getting a mandolin (grater) for the boat.

Chip: I think I just need a password.

Me: What?

Chip: To check my voice mail. You said manual for the phone, right?

Me: No, mandolin. Kitchen tools for the boat.

Chip: We should check camping supply stores.

Me: For a mandolin? I don't think campers would be that into using mandolins.

Chip: I thought you were talking about can openers.