The bank says our deal on the wine shop will close next Monday.
"What!?!?" our lawyer said. "If this were a parade, the folks aren't even lined up yet."
Our lawyer was one of the many who warned us about the last days of closing a business sale, the disagreements, the histrionics, the legal entanglements.
"I should have warned you," I said. "Things often happen this way for us. Once it's time, the door doesn't just open, it gets blown off with dynamite."
"I hope for your sake, that's what happens," he said. "It would be one for the books."
Yeah, put on your hazmat suit.
"What!?!?" our lawyer said. "If this were a parade, the folks aren't even lined up yet."
Our lawyer was one of the many who warned us about the last days of closing a business sale, the disagreements, the histrionics, the legal entanglements.
"I should have warned you," I said. "Things often happen this way for us. Once it's time, the door doesn't just open, it gets blown off with dynamite."
"I hope for your sake, that's what happens," he said. "It would be one for the books."
Yeah, put on your hazmat suit.
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